I want to see a buff Hutt.

And I will force AI to reveal it to me.

I'm using Dall-E Mini. It's technology specific created to provide humanity production photos of Garfield in Cats.

I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, you can definitely use it to supplement your river rock hobby.

Okay neat. VERY normal looking hands. Too easy, actually. I want a narrative, I want action, i want to see Jimmy Carter fighting his nemesis, Godzilla. First, Dall-E wanted to give me this portrait of our hero.

But can Dall-E give us the goods?

Yeah I'm not ready to declare that a success. Plus it's kind of weird trying to fake up photos of real people doing very real things. Feels bad.

Ah. Right. Maybe it's just Presidents? Dall-E gave me a pretty faithful recreational of Garfield up there, maybe I should feed it more fictional folks. Maybe I need to obsessively attempt to generate a photo of buff Jabba the Hutt. Maybe Dall-E needs to stop being a prude and just gimme.

So I can't get a ‘ripped' or ‘jacked' Hutt, and it drops Hutt altogether when things get too sexy. I become concerned that I'm confusing Dall-E with all that ‘gym' stuff, so let's drop that and…

…nothing. Let me just check something here real quick.

That's… um… this is not working out and I really really need me some buff Hutt. Also, though, I'm getting distracted by some very specific vibes in some of those shots in the ‘six pack' series. I mean, we're all thinking about The Death of Marat here, right?

I can't forget I'm on a quest for Buff Hutt. Stay on target, John. Let's take one last swing before bed, how about?

Saddness. I'm defeated for now. But I will return, and I will gently but purposefully cuddle Dall-E into providing me my Jacked Jabba. At least I got a great new profile pic for my efforts.